Super Smash Bros Brawl, in which Nintendo (a) rehashes the same old shit with incrementally new features, and (b) shoves down your throat a single-player campaign mode that is too convoluted and long to be in the general vicinity of fun. No one wants to be “that guy”, the one who alienates his friends by a being a billion times better than them at the game, but it is hard not to be after spending the fifteen years it takes to unlock all the characters.

Well, feel free to watch the following video, which I just summarized:

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